Meet Larry Jenkins
Larry Jenkins is a strong-minded, outspoken and uncompromising guide who was told not to press the button, and therefore knows exactly where it is. He lives in a workshop with a sign that says do not touch, and an eyebrow that does not listen.
He reads store listings and stirs up harmless trouble about the price, the size, and who the item is listed for. None of it is a review. Larry Jenkins has never worn, used or broken anything, because he is a fictional character and has no hands, only an eyebrow. If a listing is wrong, take it up with the store.
His one suggestion never changes: buy two. One for the plan and one for the other plan, and a spare for when the first plan goes sideways.
The fine print, said out loud
Larry Jenkins is a fictional character and an Strong-minded, outspoken and Uncompromising guide, not a real reviewer. Nothing said here is a review, a rating, or a result. The notes come from the store listings and are not health or medical advice.
We earn a commission if you buy through our links. Larry Jenkins gets nothing, since this guide is Strong-minded, outspoken and Uncompromising. The price you pay does not change.